I have the unfortunate habit of falling in love with straight guys. I attribute this to my own "straight-acting" persona, and my personal views on homosexuality. The only difference between me and straight guys is that I am sexually attracted to them. It's also the biggest difference between me and the stereotypical gay guy.

Bobby was the first guy who could see right through me. It was very frightening at first and I could do very little but sit and wait to be outed. He would take great joy in teasing me under the presumption that I was straight, but ambiguously acknowledging that I was not what I pretended to be.

One day while hanging out in his bedroom he regaled me with a story about the kinky sex he had with his girlfriend the night before.

"Man! Sandra got crazy last night. She was sucking my cock and licking my balls like she's done a million time before. But last night her tongue licked way down below my balls and I felt it cross over my asshole. I thought it was just an accident but the next thing I know, she's pushing my ankles back and jamming her tongue up my ass."

"Holy fuck! did you tell her to stop?" I asked.

"No! I asked her if this is what it feels like when I fuck her? She was like a crazy woman and started saying all kinds of crazy shit like: 'Oh! so you want me to fuck you now? Let me pull my cock out of my nightstand." The next thing I know, she has this fucking dildo that looks like a replica of my cock and she doesn't even ask or warn me before she shoved it in my ass."

"No shit! Did it hurt?" I asked.

"Well yeah! but just a little at first. But I can tell you for sure that I now know why faggots like to take hard dick up their ass. Man! I sounded like a little queer once she started working that rubber cock up my ass."

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"I was yelling and moaning shit like, 'Oh yeah! Fuck my ass bitch! Fuck my ass with that fake cock! Make me cum bitch!' and shit like that."

I wasn't even concious of the fact that I had reached down and readjusted my stiff cock into a more comfortable position. Bob looked at the lump in my pants and my eyes were drawn down to it too. I might as well have been naked. You could see the slight curve in my shaft and the clear outline of my swollen mushroom.

"Damn, Dude! You've got a big fucking cock!" Bob said wide-eyed and focused on my throbbing meat pipe. "You'd be a faggot's dream come true. I'd get laughed at with this sorry excuse for a cock."

I sat there frozen as Bobby unbuckled his belt, then unbuttoned his pants, and unzipped his zipper. My cock was pulsing as he pulled the elastic of his boxers down and exposed his stiff cock to me. It was not nearly as long as mine, but it sure was a fat little fucker.

"Shit, Bobby! That's a chubby fuckin' cock you've got there. The fattest cock I've ever seen."

"Yeah! I kind of figured that you've seen a lot of hard cocks before."

I was offeneded by the assumption and started to defend myself by saying that I was referring to cocks I had seen around the locker room or on guys in the porno flicks I have seen. Bobby was relentless and wouldn't let it go at that.

"It's okay, dude! I don't care about shit like that. I don't judge people that way. You just be yourself, bro."

"So you think I'm gay?" I said.

"It doesn't matter if you are or aren't man. I mean, I hope you are! That's why I told you about Sandra fucking me with her dildo because I thought that you could relate, right? You don't think I go and tell a straight dude about my girlfriend butt-fucking me with her dildo, do you?"

"Well it's cool man. So what if you like taking rubber cocks up your ass. Different strokes for different folks. I just appreciate you trusting me enough to tell me something as personal as that."

"So then you're not gay?" Bobby said very concerned.

"Well, I've never had a cock up my ass, real or rubber. But I'm not too shy to admit that it sure sounded hot listening to you describe what it's like."

Bobby was very worried and I could see it in his eyes. He tried everything he could to get me to admit that I was gay. He even strocked his cock in front of me in an attempt to break me down. He even offered up a taste of that chubby, pre-cum-leaking cock.

"Man! I'm so fucking horny. I wish my cock was as long as yours so I could suck myself off."

"Jack yourself off, Bobby. I won't watch. Want me to take off and come back later?"

"Dude! Come on! are you really not gay? You don't have to hide it from me man! You can even suck my dick if you want to, man!"

"Okay, Bobby! You win man! I'm gonna be honest."

"I knew it! I knew it! Dude, I don't care if you're a fag. Dude! its perfect. Anytime you feel like sucking cock, just give me a call. You can slobber on my chubby little unit anytime you want."

"No Bobby! I don't think i'm cut out to be a cocksucker. What really made me feel like a total faggot was the thought of that rubber dick going in and out of your ass. Especially when she tongue-fucked you. The fact that I'd love to eat your ass out, and tongue fuck you must make me a fag, right?"

"Totally, man! Don't worry about it, man. You might be a fag but you're my buddy first," Bobby said.

"So if you were willing to let me suck your dick, would you be willing to let me tongue-fuck your ass?"

"Dude! That's kind of crazy, man. You'd want to eat out my ass?"

"How else will I know if I'm … ya know? I haven't been butt fucked like you have, remember?"

Bobby could see that he was trapped in his own web. He got up and locked his bedroom door and started to remove his clothes. He lay on the bed and told me to grab his ankles and push them back as far as I could. Right away I could see Bobby's pulsing hole itching for my tongue. I dived face first between his plump cheeks and jammed my tongue up his asshole. I inserted my thumb and pulled downward opening his hole to give my tongue more room to move around inside there.

Bobby lost his fucking mind and started to gyrate his hips around in circles. I removed my thumb and replaced it with my index and middle finger and started to wiggle them deep inside of his ass.

"Fuck, Bobby! You were right man! I am a faggot! I need to suck cock." I said, before covering Bobby's entire cock with my warm mouth. I sucked his cock and finger-fucked him at the same time. Right before my eyes, Bobby turned into a little bitch in heat. He didn't even notice that I had taken my pants and underware off and was getting up on my knees. I pushed the tip of my cock against the opening of Bobby's tight hole and applied just enough pressure to make the head of my cock pop past the muscle.

That was all he was going to get and if he wanted anymore, he'd have to ask for it. I made short stabbing jabs about an inch in and out. Bobby knew that there were seven more inches that could be pushed deeper inside of him, but he tried to get what he could form what I'd offered up so far.

"You can go deeper if you want," Bobby panted.

"Feels great like this, Bobby! If you want more cock, just tell me, and I'll give you whatever you need."

"Fuck, man! you're turning this shit around on me!"

"It's okay, Bobby. I don't care if you like taking hard cock up your ass. You're my buddy, and that's all that counts," I said as I pushed forward slipping another inch or two of cock into Bobby's ass. "You like my cock up your ass, don't you? There's still a good five inches of cock out here waiting to go deep inside of you," I said and could see the sweat on Bobby's brow.

"Why are you doing this man! You're the faggot, so go ahead and fuck me! You know I want it. Is that what gets you hot? You want me to beg you for more of your huge cock? Okay, man! Give it to me! Come on, faggot! Fuck me with your big cock, man! Please, I need it so fucking bad."

I plowed the rest of my cock all that way into Bobby's ass and his back arched up off of the bed, and he wrapped his legs around my waist.

"Oh, fuck! You're so fucking big! I can't believe I'm taking that whole cock. Mother fucker, you feel so good inside of me."

I started to jackhammer my cock in and out of Bobby's ass. The sound of my balls slapping his cheeks echoed off of his bedroom walls. I pulled my eight-inch shaft out leaving just the head inside of him. Then I'd slam it forward leaving a sting from my heavy balls sack smacking into his bouncing ball sack.

"Oh, shit! Man! Come on! Fuck me fast, dude!" Bobby pleaded.

I tore into his ass for about ten minutes non-stop and Bobby began to shake and convulse. His cock was sticking straight up in the air and bounced in between us.

"Fuck! Man. You're going make me cum like this. Oh, man, I'm gonna fuckin' cum, dude!"

Just hearing him say that sent me over the top and I started to shoot off a huge amount of searing hot jizz deep into his asshole. Bobby was surprised that I was cumming in him. He didn't expect that I'd do that.

"Oh fuck! It's hot. Holy fuck! Is that your cum, dude? Are you cumming in my ass?"

"Shut up and take it, bitch!" I said.

Bobby didn't reply. He just unleashed blast after blast of thick cum all over both of us. I looked down to see where this warm liquid was coming from and caught a blast that splattered across my face. I had never seen so much cum shot from one penis before. His was soaked in his own cum from his chin down to his soggy bush of cock hairs. I could see my own cum flowing out of his asshole all around my softening cock.

I pulled my cock free from his asshole. It had acted like a plug. As soon as it was clear of the muscle that kept his hole tightly closed, a river of my cum came flowing out onto his bedspread.

"I'm not a faggot," he said.

"So does that mean you don't want me to fuck you anymore?"

"I didn't say that!" Bobby objected with a smile.