CanadianGay Hall of Flame presents:

Keanu Reeves

These days we mostly think of Keanu,
born in Beirut and raised in Toronto,
as the lean, mean guy of The Matrix and John Wick

but he has been in movies since he was a sulky teen.

In thse days he was more likely to shed his shirt

And his pants!

It seemed he liked bikes back then

And he still does!

I'd like him to strip off that t-shirt

and use that tongue on me.